Louisiana bonfire

When someone lights their pubes on fire and skull fucks an alligator

We had a Louisiana bonfire last night best time of my life

by Jfsyvc May 25, 2022

Louisiana

Her vibes are unmatched.

Louisiana is Fire

by Kill bae May 28, 2022

Louisiana Lollipop

A sex act typically down way south, where you do your sister in the ass. When you pull out your mom licks your Dick clean.

We had family fun night last night. We performed sex act on my sister called the Louisiana lollipop. Dad said my brother was next.

by The professor 827 December 28, 2021

Louisiana Stew

The thick, brown muddy concoction left in the toilet bowl after having explosive diarrhea

Someone didn’t flush and it’s bad, they left behind Louisiana Stew

by Wrestle Me November 3, 2021

Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.

“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”

by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021

Louisiana Drive-By

When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.

Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.

Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.

by Snake Controller May 24, 2021

Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.

The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.

by treyisverygood September 3, 2021