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JESS

A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .
Hey is that that girl jess ? The vibrating Jess. Keep your kids away.
by Happy now July 8, 2020
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Jesse McCartney

Very talented actor. Born April 9, 1987. He plays Keith in the movie "Keith". Voice of Theodore in Alvin and The Chipmunks(movies). He is also a singer. Just to name a few, his songs include "Beautiful Soul", "She's No You", "Because You Live", "Just so you know" "Leavin'", "How do you Sleep".

No relation to Beatle Paul McCartney.
by Baby_Blues May 18, 2009
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oh jess

a phrase employed after an unfortunate occasion resulting from being under the influence of an intoxicating substance.
oh jess, not another run in with the police!
by UoRSALT November 22, 2010
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Jesse Myers

Omg it Jesse Myers he’s the biggest rapist on Long Island
by George Casillas July 17, 2019
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jesse helms

Dried white dog shit you can't wipe off your shoe.
Republican crypto fascist Cuba Tobacco dog shit Jesse helms
by docktor kok May 15, 2016
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jesse james

jesse james was a famous out law in the west
jesse james shot me that out law
by u r a doosh September 17, 2008
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jess doll

a extremely gorgeous popular myspace girl. Some hate her, some love her.famous for adding just about everyone she saw, and joining about a million trains.typical black hair, thinks she is really a doll, pretty smile, pretty eyes, but has 4563425652 friends on myspace/vampirefreaks. and good thing is she actually talks to you if you send her a comment/message whatever. she isn't bitchy or a "poser" like (Jac Vanek,kiki kannibal,dakota rose,audrey kitching, etc). and did i mention she is incredibly sexy? (;
Exp. 1:
Person 1: OMFG did you see the new jess doll pictures last night on her myspace?
Person 2: zomg! Yeah! She is sooooooo amazingly hot!!!
by damienxsuicide November 3, 2010
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