Dylan

Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.

Dylan is perfect,... for dogs.

by DylanWilliams69420 September 11, 2020

Dylan

Sex master , very good doing sex , and AWESOME!!

Want to do the dylan in your bed??

by Okay man111 October 4, 2020

Dylaned

To go full retard, you should never go full retard

Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.

by the mad man man September 27, 2010

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

dylan

the most beautiful guy you will evry see

girl 1: hey, is that Dylan over there?
girl 2: yup! I call dibbs!!
girl1: aw danget!

by Heavenly10hi October 26, 2016

Dylan

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.

The Dylan is getting on Shian's nerves

by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016

dylan

Guy with an incredibly tiny penis and is totally terrible compared to any bitch ass Russians.

Dylan is a bitch

by dedaefds October 18, 2017