Simp

Seth

My name is Seth I am a simp

by Seth switch April 29, 2020

Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.

Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*

by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020

Simp

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.

“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”

by jcrew889 March 29, 2020

SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.

Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp

by NotInvolved February 16, 2020

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

Simp

Logan Montgomery

Dude, Logan Montgomery is such a fucking simp

by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020