I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Ikea Flat

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.

You're acting like an ikea flat.

by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013

flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by anonymous August 2, 2022

suburban flats

A PvZ GW Map maybe one of the most popular ones

If you are reading this have a good day

Jamie: I played Suburban Flats On PvZ
Me: Oh Cool

by Venxm January 20, 2021

foot flat

go as fast as you can go

foot flat on the gas!

by jawg June 20, 2010

singing flat

Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.

"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."

by Gazotey October 7, 2017