by Dylan the pussy November 8, 2017


Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016

by Heavenly10hi October 26, 2016

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.
The Dylan is getting on Shian's nerves
by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016

Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.
by the mad man man September 27, 2010
