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Chris

you are a chris
by Dr366 December 8, 2016
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Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
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" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
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CHRIS

wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc
he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.
by gansterquotes June 28, 2019
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A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
by TiddieMilk1919 May 07, 2018
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A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
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That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019
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