candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.
"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"
by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017
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trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 21, 2023
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candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.
by St0rmrider November 01, 2017
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Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.
You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
by Bretsus December 07, 2011
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golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.
by Bakersdoesnt April 30, 2018
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Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.
Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding
by TheBlanketMonster January 07, 2010
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candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp
Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 January 01, 2018
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