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Get the XMB mug.An Xmasturbate is when someone masturbates during the festive period, preferably on Christmas day itself. This is often challenging as Christmas is spent with family
Person 1 "What did you get up to over the holidays"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"
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1.an abbreviation for EXTREMMME! from the movie "Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle"
2. Also for uses such as sweet, nectar, extreme
2. Also for uses such as sweet, nectar, extreme
Holy Shit Man, That Jump Was XM!
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Get the weed xmas tree mug.The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!
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