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Xmasturbate

An Xmasturbate is when someone masturbates during the festive period, preferably on Christmas day itself. This is often challenging as Christmas is spent with family

Person 1 "What did you get up to over the holidays"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"

by gouchnose April 16, 2016