When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.
Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.
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Get the pussy wanker mug.This term originated from a TV advert in september/october 2009, where a teacher takes a phone off a pupil and then says the legendary line... wicked phone.
This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.
You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.
It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.
Examples:
This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.
You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.
It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.
Examples:
Man 1 "i just got an A in my Maths A-level"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"
Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"
Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"
Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"
Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"
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Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.
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