Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Fort Plain, Nymug. A small town filled with good people. It's right next to Cinncinati so you still get a taste of slightly urban life but you still have the suburban neighborhoods and rural farmland sorrounding it so you really just get a middle of the scale town. The only problem is that the people have a small town experience and are not aware of all the bad that can happen outside and are therefore succeptible to not realizing and not beliving that the world can do some horrible stuff to you.
New Yorker: You got to watch out for people like him they'll get you when your not looking!
Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!
New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!
Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!
New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!
by IcebergIII January 6, 2013
Get the Fort Wrightmug. by Dick harper March 14, 2018
Get the Fort laudymug. by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018
Get the fort wookiemug. This is a small resort town inuit people go to on the southern coast of Victoria island split between the Canadians territories. And don't fret this name doesn't derive from a very offensive term it is named after the Niggerairo Tribe of Northern Canada much like the great slave lake isn't named after the slave trade. This resort was founded by the Bull Family specially Steven and Grace Bull. This place is notorious for mass bear rapings and has been a very hot topic on the news recently due to the animal cruelty. Peta has sued this place and it will soon file chapter 110 bankruptcy because it has suffered 109 bankruptcies before. Come before it closes.
Esikmo: Hey Bob I'm going with the wife and the whale blubber to Fort Nigger for the Moon celebration.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.
by Mongolian Enthusiast January 10, 2025
Get the Fort Niggermug. When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.
Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*
by TheAvicado March 27, 2021
Get the Fort Squidwardmug. How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukonmug.