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balloon knot

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot
by Knotty pine July 28, 2016
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Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
by Toneage February 17, 2020
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Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!
by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022
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Bologna Knot

The anal orifice.

A derivation of “balloon knot”, coined by Dave Filoni of Lucasfilm.
Damn Gerald, you’ve got a tight Bologna Knot.
by Glando March 15, 2021
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clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."
"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "
by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014
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Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.
Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!
by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025
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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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