I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 4, 2009
Get the wet the monkey mug.While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.
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Get the Wet Burp mug.One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.
Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.
Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!
Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!
by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006
Get the Wet Knocker mug.The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010
Get the Wet Moby mug.When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.
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