wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

wet orange

An orange color that is darkened in a sense that it looks “wet”.

Joel’s hair is kinna a “wet orange”.

by Trbot18 April 21, 2018

Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.

Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.

by Grand Wizard Alex October 4, 2020

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020