a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

weekend cup

a cup with which you use on the weekend when you are drinking to hold an alcoholic beverage without your peers knowing

I need to wash my weekend cup so I can get shitty this weekend at the park

by prekummer September 30, 2022

weekend rooter

A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

Weekend Rooter

A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.

I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.

by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018

perfect weekend

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.

A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024