ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday

Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.

by justo effe August 10, 2007

Wednesday

Wednesday

I'd rather prefer Thursday but Wednesday isn't horrible.

I like Wednesday just fine. I'd just rather prefer Thursday a little bit more that's all.

And besides it's just a day of the week in general so you don't have to be offended by it!

by Joseph. October 23, 2007

wednesday

Alone, Wednesday refers to a man's member. AKA his fucking cock. If a person has Wednesday, he has what we like to call a fucking boner. AKA he is all psyched up to beat guts.

My Wednesday is so god-damned long it pokes Friday.

by Su Jin August 21, 2006

wednesday money

money to last you from wednesday till the weekend

chris: wanna get high on tuesday?
tito: nah chill cuz, i need my wednesday money.
chris: I'll pay u back double next week DUDE!
tito: idk man.....

by tito May 3, 2003

Hangover Wednesday

The Day after Mardi Gras that many Juniors and Seniors in High School dread, or don't even go school, due to the Hangover symptoms they have gotten from the previous day.

Guy1: dude, where were you? We had a baseball game yesterday!

Guy2: sorry man, yesterday was Hangover Wednesday, and i just had to celebrate it.

by KILLAGRIFF March 20, 2011

Ass Wednesday

Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.

Last night Keanu totally Ass Wednesday-d me.

by Battlemebum September 12, 2016

Wet lip Wednesday

a term for drinking on Wednesday.

-"what to do today?"
--"Lets go out and drink its Wet lip Wednesday!"

by bfrisky November 4, 2009