nearo waste

Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.

"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"

I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!

by teddytbird November 5, 2011

Mad Waste

When something really sucks.

Ex.”This party is mad waste bro.”

by definitionerer December 14, 2017

Waste Water

The run off that occurs during sex with a particularly horny female.

"I thought she pissed on my bed but she just had a lot of waste water. "

by freevageeter May 4, 2017

urban waste

When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???

Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!

by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016

Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

Waste Gash

A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.

(ugly person walks by)

Person 1:

OMG did you just see that girl.

Person 2:

Yeah. She is such a waste gash

by Fattybob June 6, 2010

waste space

Adj: A waste of space, similar to Waste gash or waste man, But more offensive.

That chair is waste space

by killer-street August 12, 2006