Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.

I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.

by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025

wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

by Dank_Harry May 26, 2018

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Wakes

Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe

Wakes a pro.

by Wakes August 18, 2018