Tom Waits Breakfast 

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.

You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.

Tom Waits Breakfast by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011

wait a sex 

the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"

Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.

wait a sex by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

Waiting Room Paradox 

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.

Waiting Room Paradox by Deege2517 May 31, 2010

Waikeria 

1. Admitting yourself into a state of utter intoxication

2. A term used to describe something that is not good

Mannnnn I got so waikeria'd last night...

Ba-roooo I had to admit myself into waikeria last night

Dude whats up with that waikeria bitch?

Waikeria by Old Jim Socks July 29, 2010

Waiting for Igor

"Waiting for Igor" or WFI describes a woman who is either pictured or in person on her knees with her butt raised in the air, even or higher than her shoulders with her butt facing the camera or your POV. She is either nude or in some degree of undress. The implication is that she is presenting herself for doggy-style sex.

The term originated with a pornographic website called Voyeurweb. The posted pictures and videos of women being voyeured or being exhibitionists. In descriptions of the photos, the persons running the site would often refer to women in variations of that pose as "waiting for Igor."

Man, I got home from work last night and my girl was on her hands and knees like she was waiting for Igor. It was great!

Waiting for Igor by pellis214 April 8, 2017

Waifued 

To make someone or something your "Waifu".

This can be a term used to describe someone making a certain anime girl into their Waifu.

OR
It could mean someone marrying their Quote on Quote "Waifu".

I waifued 'insert name here' yesterday, since they are my f a v o r i t e anime girl :3

Waifued by MiraTheWaifu November 11, 2018

Waifubait 

A female character from an anime or manga made solely to pander towards male viewers for more profit. The shows these "waifu's" come from are mostly boring and below average romance animes that wouldn't have as much success if it wasn't for the likeness of their female characters.

ZeroTwo and Mai are the definitions of waifubait. Darling in the Franxx and bunny girl senpai are both garbage and hard to watch through without falling asleep. The only reason their popular is because of the horny and socially inept teenage boys who simp for the female mc's.

Waifubait by CoochieConquerer May 13, 2021