When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
by Cubby Cubster May 13, 2016
Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.
One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".
by pseudomaster October 09, 2009
when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted
by noggoblin95 December 20, 2010
Idle waste is removing waste out of your body, such as shit, piss, farts and belches and not moving for a reason. in result, dirtying yourself.
Person 1: I was hanging with Triniti and she decided to take a massive Idle Waste in her leggings, it was rancid!
Person 2: What a lazy slob! Did she clean herself?
Person 1: Of course not! She made me do it!
Person 2: Gross! What a lazy cow she is!
Person 2: What a lazy slob! Did she clean herself?
Person 1: Of course not! She made me do it!
Person 2: Gross! What a lazy cow she is!
by fortnitefunnies69420 March 02, 2020
When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 20, 2013
A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.
(ugly person walks by)
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
by Fattybob June 06, 2010
by ZeroCool096 February 19, 2011