wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

the wannabe player

Someone who tries to be a player but fails horribly. Feeds the same bullshit to the same people, and they put 2 and 2 together. Full of lies and creates a whole fake persona depending on the person with them knowing what they’re really like.

He feeds his insecurities by being a wannabe player.

Fuck the wannabe player

by Opheliax2 October 8, 2020

Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.

The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.

by ZohanSam June 17, 2019

Wannabe hoes

People who won't to be your hoes but you won't let them.

she's such awannabe hoesbecause She keeps trying to get with me but I won't let her

by Jamesone97 August 15, 2017

Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.

Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Wannabe Divron

Some moron on Ragnarok Online that thinks hes the shiznit but is really a pussy who doesn't know a thing.

"Hey div tonight y don't u spawn high orcs so u have 200 on u at once!"

by FagBoy October 15, 2003

Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.

"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"

by Melloj1 October 6, 2022