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Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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vale

The closest equivalent is "my man".
Used in the Caribbean zone both in Venezuela and Colombia -and some other places though I don't know which ones for sure. It comes from "Vale", a brand of padlocks. When some guys were very close friends, people used to say they were "Vale cerrado", meaning like a tightly closed padlock. Later it became just "vale". Often styled as "mi vale"/"vale mía" (my buddy) or "valecita" (little buddy). It is also used as "el vale..." to colloquially address or refer to any young male.
Esos dos manes son vale cerrao.
These two guys are like brothers.

¡Habla, vale mía!
What's up, buddy!

Ey, pilla el vale del pantalón coleto.
Hey, look at that guy in the flashy pants.
by lasolitaria September 6, 2012
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Valentina

A girl who seems nice and outgoing on the outside

but once you get to know her she is as
"shady as a fucking tree"

and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.

She will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken

mentally physically and emotionally.
Dude 1: i saw your girl with another dude!!!
Dude 2: Damn she better not being pulling a valentina!!

Dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me....
dude 2: Dang i hope isnt doing a valentina....

Chick 1: I saw "so and so" with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
Chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
by WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-OH-OH-AAAA-AH December 19, 2012
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Valentine's Despair

The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.
Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.
by Cyaspy March 1, 2011
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Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.
"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"
by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018
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Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist
Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist
by Box_head February 13, 2019
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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