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Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
by Valoche November 22, 2021
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Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
by 69XD420 February 15, 2019
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Valentine

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.
by urmami69 February 21, 2022
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Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.
Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!
by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022
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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 17, 2015
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Valentines day

Example:
Me: wanna slay

Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)

Happy Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 11, 2022
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Valentin

Valentin is a male given name meaning strong, healthy, power, rule. He Takes Care of his Friends And Family and the poor
Valentin Is Strong and Healthy
by ThePopguy April 20, 2022
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