vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla June 16, 2016

Poor man's vacation

Leaving for vacation on a Friday night or Saturday morning and coming back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take an entire week off, so my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".

Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.

by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017