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van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?
Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...
by ZackyZack October 23, 2017
mugGet the van womanmug.

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Van-Shittertmug.

Nguyen Van

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.
by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017
mugGet the Nguyen Vanmug.

Elmo Van

Any big, red van full of teenagers yelling obscenities at people downtown or sketch people fucking in their cars.
Dude, you me and Timmy should go take the Elmo Van cockblocking
by Diiran July 8, 2010
mugGet the Elmo Vanmug.

Van Linden

Professor sponsored by desigual who always screams. Her catchphrase, the famous "So Far So Good " became legendary through the ages. She also can't hold a mic during 10 minutes without let it fall
She is always coming with her bicycle. Finally, she is always smiling at you but at the end she is always fucked you up.
Look it is Van linden !!!

Run for your life
by Abbatlatyrannie December 15, 2022
mugGet the Van Lindenmug.

Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.
Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones
by Kittycares March 3, 2018
mugGet the Van Loadermug.

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.
Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.
by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019
mugGet the Van Sandwichmug.

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