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Valencia

A sub-secluded town within the Santa Clarita Valley that consists of extremely white, wealthy conservatives that partake in drugs to cope with the absolute boredom that plagues the area, in which they reside. Those going to Valencia High School can usually be described as 'edgy', but in all seriousness they are wanna-be ravers, druggies, fascists, and racists. You will not find any culture on this side of the valley.
Boy 1: "Hey did you hear about those kids from Valencia that got caught saying n*gger?"
Boy 2: "Lmao, what else is new?"
by Hiroshi Kohaku Hibiki February 23, 2017
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Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.
John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto
by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019
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the vale

Hey Chris are you coming to the vale tonight?
by Chels dogg July 24, 2003
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valengina

'Dude, Jeff's never gotten anywhere with that bitchy girlfriend of his. But he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for Valentine's Day.'
by SLGreen February 14, 2008
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VALVeware

VALVeware: n 'vælvweə(r) 1. A software product that misses its announced release date by several months. 2. A software product that has experienced a near-total media blackout for several years with an occasional noncommittal reference dropped by the developers during that time. 3. A software product that sees the light of day only after everyone has given up hope on it.
"Well, at least we don't have to worry about the actual release date of this VALVeware, it'll never be on time."
by Nos. September 26, 2011
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Valene

Kind and funny dark hair brownish greenish eyes. Every boy wants her because of how beautiful she is.
Valene is beautiful
by Most beautiful name October 5, 2021
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Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.
Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”
by Kolyalol November 8, 2021
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