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Valentines Day

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
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Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW
Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day
by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
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Valentines Weekend

If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?

Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't
by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021
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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 17, 2015
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chloe valentine

by Hibabyboo234 June 27, 2021
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