Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015

valentines day

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

valentine

Chill out and relax

Have a valentine day brownie

by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Valentine

Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.

It's Valentine's day!
Let's build Valentine a statue.

How big?
Yes.
Cool.

by Bière November 22, 2021

valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 4, 2022

valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021