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Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
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valentona

Valentona is a nick-name they put me (an Valentina) when I was in 6th grade they end up using it during whole collage. This nick name mean so much to me because in my class every body use to have a nick name an when I camed in 6th grade I was the only one without nick name so when they put me this nick name I felt that I was part of the group so valentona means that you could fit in any crowd by being yourself if they call you valentona you are a pretty lucky person. And something funny in Spanish a lot I mean A LOT of words time with Valentona😌 I you wana find me ask for valentona. (ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴇsᴛᴇʙᴀɴɴᴀɴᴏ)
Valentona culona pijona 😌😌
by Valentona December 13, 2021
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Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives
Valantina is really pretty.
by Starsandlove February 25, 2023
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southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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stefano valentini

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art
by uoYredruM June 14, 2018
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Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
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Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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