The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).

sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.

by Seanacious D November 29, 2010

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012

Urban Dictionary

what people use when the google definition has a too high vocabulary for them

“what does espionage mean…?”

*searches it on google but doesn’t have a big enough vocabulary to get it*
“Whatever I’ll just use Urban Dictionary…”

by melodiccadenza October 15, 2023

Urban Dictionaryism

A word or definition that someone just made up to put on Urban Dictionary. Nobody uses this word in real life, including the author. Also known as bullshit.

Come on man, nobody uses the term “Air Canada” to refer to double penetration. That’s an urban dictionaryism.

by KidsBeLikeWTF September 4, 2018

serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

Urban Loop

When you are stuck on Urban Dictionary for hours reading random definitions.

Jack- Dude! You missed the wedding!
You- I know, I was totally in an Urban Loop before I knew it 3 hours had passed.

by 69SlimShady69 February 8, 2010