Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

Urban Dictionaryism

A word or definition that someone just made up to put on Urban Dictionary. Nobody uses this word in real life, including the author. Also known as bullshit.

Come on man, nobody uses the term “Air Canada” to refer to double penetration. That’s an urban dictionaryism.

by KidsBeLikeWTF September 4, 2018

Urban Loop

When you are stuck on Urban Dictionary for hours reading random definitions.

Jack- Dude! You missed the wedding!
You- I know, I was totally in an Urban Loop before I knew it 3 hours had passed.

by 69SlimShady69 February 8, 2010

Urban Dictionary

what people use when the google definition has a too high vocabulary for them

“what does espionage mean…?”

*searches it on google but doesn’t have a big enough vocabulary to get it*
“Whatever I’ll just use Urban Dictionary…”

by melodiccadenza October 15, 2023

Urban Onion

Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.

Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 18, 2016