Turtle story

a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.

Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.

Turtle story by CLynn February 11, 2009

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

ninja turtle by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

Turtle Beach Hair by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

turtled out by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008

Turtle Skirt 

A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)

Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.

Turtle Skirt by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006

Turtle 

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.

Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

Turtle by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009

turtle tap 

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

turtle tap by master of love May 20, 2004