Whalley Towel Rack

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.

After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.

by Cliff the Rod August 4, 2007

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

poo in le towel

A true word for a terrorist or a black person often they have very big beards and or a bomb on the chest

Dude:Its a poo in le towel

Man:Run he is going to blow

BOOM

Guy:Eww its raining shit

by biker6676 February 12, 2013

Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

RG-400 Smart Towel

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

Know where your towel is

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.

Man, you really know where your towel is!

by oh, no-one really August 29, 2010

Hanging up the towel rack

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

by jjc9397 July 31, 2011