Tour de Grindr

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.

Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.

by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025

This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

Tour-ettes

When you see Limp Bizkit and you impulsively say lyrics to yourself, and are communicatively limited to only Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Staring at a woman's chest who just saw Limp Bizkit, she shouts "Look into these eyes,".

This woman has developed tour-ettes

by meatpuss August 2, 2024

A Tour A TAtties.

When Vidal Castro had the police department in a village like smurfs now acting like the authority.

Cartman says Respect my A Tour A Tatties.

by HeyZooZ May 24, 2025

Tour the Farm

Farting continuously as you walk.

Gross! Did you just tour the farm?

by GMamaGristle April 4, 2024

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

tour de truly

When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.

Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.

by Sgiggles February 23, 2024