Tour-ettes

When you see Limp Bizkit and you impulsively say lyrics to yourself, and are communicatively limited to only Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Staring at a woman's chest who just saw Limp Bizkit, she shouts "Look into these eyes,".

This woman has developed tour-ettes

by meatpuss August 2, 2024

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Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.

This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

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