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Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.
Okayyy. She tooted!
by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021
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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.
Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"
by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021
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toots magoots

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
by tafunn August 6, 2021
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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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Toot

We’re going to the store.
Toot!
by TootAnthony Steem January 30, 2020
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Toots

A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting
by Tootinnn13 April 21, 2018
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