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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
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Toot

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
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Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
by Squatted February 5, 2022
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021
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Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).
Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”
by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021
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Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.
Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.
by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021
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