toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

Toilet Gravy

Brown toilet water from diarrhea.

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"

by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014