Guy 1:Hey did you see Toby he’s stupid
Guy 2:I’d be careful saying that
Toby Gartland: *whips cock out* starts bumming ‘Guy 1’
Guy 2:I’d be careful saying that
Toby Gartland: *whips cock out* starts bumming ‘Guy 1’
by Mambah November 22, 2021
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by Youououtotnebrenn November 23, 2021
Get the Toby mug.Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.
This is why we love him though.
This is why we love him though.
by HeatDog69 November 23, 2021
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Get the Toby mug.Person 1: *Watching Tommyinnit*
Person 2: I heard he likes boys and girls
Person 3: Oh ya, he's definitely a Toby
Person 2: I heard he likes boys and girls
Person 3: Oh ya, he's definitely a Toby
by onobulthegreat November 24, 2021
Get the Toby mug.A term used for a man who requires a large door to fit through. This term can also define as inconsistent and undetermined.
Toby is inconsistent about his diet
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