Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number

yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam

by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020

logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

cooking and chill

A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?

by Chef Uc January 08, 2021

Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 03, 2013

Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Jung cook

MORE LIKE JUNK COCK AHHAHAHHAHAHDHSGXVSD IUJFVEHGV VAAHHAHA IM FUNNY
probably from china idk

That guy is jung cook

by Cock inhaler November 24, 2021