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Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.
Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!
by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024
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Bay Blade

When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning
My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat
by Chrispeacock May 20, 2021
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Blade

dn a different word for weird.
That b**** a blade.
by juderism April 28, 2021
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blades

*Person 1 does a skateboard trick*

Person 2: That was straight blades!
by Richard Shawn Airy December 15, 2024
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blade

A pistol, handgun, or other concealable firearm.
“He pulled out the blade and fired a few shots.”
by WARFVRE July 5, 2022
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blade

a rude person. who doesn't deserve good girls. likes to be pathetic. doesn't know when to stop.
ugh he's so rude
who
blade
by laing7 February 9, 2018
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Blade

A term/word used to call someone an fake friend or bitch.
For example:y you’re an blade for taking shit behind

Another example:why you acting like this, wasn’t we cool yesterday?!
by Suga._.Vtz March 27, 2021
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