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sinks my titanic

"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."
by Stonedragons May 8, 2018
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Titan Rage

The literal embodiment of toxicity. Hates randoms but loves friends and family.
Your literally a Titan Rage bro.
by PUSHINGHALT October 27, 2020
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slay the titan

When a guy fucks a girl that is considerably taller than him
Jerome: I met a dutch girl on tinder, she's 6'4", with an awesome DDD rack and cake! She's coming over to my place next week. (purple demon emoji)
Jack: Lol you only like 5'8", she too big for you dawg, she gon crush you
Jerome: Man, shut yo bitch ass up, I'm gonna slay the titan!
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
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Not a titan main

A gay man who jerks off to femboys and is currently in an affair with your mother
Catly: who is inside my mother's bedroom?

Panic: it must me Not a titan main
by WiFi, eater of politics June 29, 2022
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Titanic That Bitch

Titanic That Bitch

*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
Example 1:
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’

Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.

She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”

You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
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Titan Academy

Titan academy is a prestigious academy made by the one and only youtuber Jian HaoTan 😉
by local terrorist 😍💣 February 8, 2022
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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