shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

by dronp November 15, 2010

tick

To give someone 'tick' or 'ticka' is to give someone drugs on credit.

Q: "Can I get this deal on 'tick' until Monday?"
A: "Ahhh....helllzzz no!"

Q: "Does Erik do 'ticka'?"
A: "Ahhh....helllzzz no!"

by Diego July 12, 2003

tickle fuck

v. The act of, or performance of varied amounts of fore-play ranging from: tickling & flirting to all stages of base running in attempt to achieve intercourse with someone.

Jennifer was off playing "tickle fuck" with Justin and Erik, instead of hanging out with her friends that wanted to just hang out and go to the movies.

by Brandon Lowry October 30, 2007

Tickle Torture

Tickle Torture is the act of tickling someone relentlessly, usually for long periods of time. Tickle Torture can be either consensual or forced. And usually involves involves some sort of bondage.

"When I was little, my brother loved to tickle torture me."

by A word of wisdom December 27, 2015

wolf tickets

1)To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.
2)to do a favor which is redeemable by a favor.

1)"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.
2)"i'm calling in all my wolf tickets to get this guy", meaning all people who owe will help me out.

by x March 12, 2004

1310 The Ticket

A holy 24-hour sports talk radio station in the DFW area.

OMFG, Interstate 75 is jammed! I will never get to work. Thank God for 1310 The Ticket.

by Nate Piller January 28, 2008

Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .

by Don'tWorryAboutIt December 27, 2007