When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.
2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"
Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"
2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"
Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"
2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"
Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020

by ranvar September 3, 2022

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
