Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 07, 2012

Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain

samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"

by blissfulems September 15, 2023

aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies

My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.

by wlwmeister May 09, 2019

burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.

Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!

by theflaccidwomble July 25, 2014

Spicy nap

When someone is having a seizure, or seizure like activity, it’s referred to as a spicy nap.

She’ll be fine, she just had a spicy nap

by EssJay36 February 11, 2022

Sticky nap

The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.

Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?

Carl: umm oh err, what??

Dave: Sticky nap??

Carl: Ok, you got me.

by Richochet96 May 12, 2011