The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Get the Shell shockedmug. RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!
by viviecho October 2, 2018
Get the Shell Shockmug. T-34 (1st Gv.T.Br.) Turret Crew and Machine Gunner: OH weak HEAT shell from a Panzer IV (short barreld) surely it cant hurt us? our armour is 45 mm and the angle is (29-31°)
4TH HEAT shell hitting the driver: i go boom and you go bye bye
4TH HEAT shell hitting the driver: i go boom and you go bye bye
by Kaorl20 February 12, 2025
Get the HEAT Shellmug. When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it
My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!
by OHB JOE August 24, 2019
Get the Stuffed Shellsmug. (noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
Get the Shell-Queefmug. by Archangel Michael March 11, 2015
Get the shell bundymug. by Salam alakum October 20, 2022
Get the Shell cartmug.