Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern March 29, 2018

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 29, 2009

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 09, 2023

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 01, 2018

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 04, 2023