smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 4, 2023

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

Clam Brother

When two people have had sexual intercourse with the same woman

"My clam brother" said Ryan to Robert, Robert is scared, confused, and ashamed.

by clam brother February 16, 2020

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014