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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary website for a bunch of horny teens who literally have nothing to do but hate on everything that exists and talk about sex
Looks up 'katy perry'

*judgement*

Looks up 'Oklahoma'

*sexual references*

Looks up 'Apple'

*hate*

Person: why does Urban Dictionary exist ?
by fanboyingislife May 26, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

1.) A place where idiots have lost their "innocence" and brain cells since 1999.

2.) (There truly isn't another definition)
Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!

Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!

2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!

(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)
by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016
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A site that won’t publish my definitions even though they are funny as fuck
A:I made a really funny definition of Mattybraps on Urban dictionary today , they didn’t publish it though.
B: Cowards
by Mattybrapsis jesuschrist July 15, 2019
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The Urban Dictionary is weird sometimes btw DO NOT look up Fuck a Duck it will scar you for life
Me: hey dude look at this site I found it's called the Urban Dictionary. It's weird sometimes but it's also funny. Btw DO NOT look up Fuck a Duck it will scar you for life
Friend: *looks up Fuck a Duck*

Omg I have a scar for life
Me: I told you not to look It up but you didnt listen
by Drago the Skylander April 15, 2019
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A peer-reviewed-web-based program Used to define shitty words that don't exist... and cmon who doesn't want to learn some new words ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bill: A new word!
Dan: What is it?
Bill: Wendgrphis
Dan: What the Hell does that mean?
Bill: Just "Urban Dictionary" it!
by DannyIsTall June 11, 2017
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Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?
Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.
by latrelljennings July 7, 2017
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Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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