Where the sun doesn’t shine 

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

Where the sun doesn’t shine by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

Where the sun doesn’t shine 

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.

When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”

Where the sun doesn’t shine by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

The Grass Ain’t Greener 

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

The Grass Ain’t Greener by E-lA September 5, 2023

THE CAMDEN DON'T STOPPER 

The Camden don't stop till you don't know what is enough that keeps going for the hate of it... Your welcome
the internet thugs.

THE CAMDEN DON'T STOPPER: I am going boom the internet today

THE CAMDEN DON'T STOPPER by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025

The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

The car ain't running by anonymous October 31, 2025

the canary isn’t there to help dig coal

Simple definition:

Sometimes 'empty gestures' are important, as their absence indicates trouble.

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Nuanced definition:

Empty gestures and window dressing, while not true indicators of sincerity, are at least visible symbols of support. Even if they weren't creating meaningful change, the lack of visible support becomes a warning of shifting sentiment when it is withdrawn.

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Full explanation:

Originally coined in a Reddit thread, "the canary isn’t there to help dig coal" is a response to a memed discussion about "rainbow capitalism."

The meme quotes a Tumblr user as saying "I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense."

In their response, the Reddit user said "'Rainbow capitalism is just performative', yeah well, the canary isn’t there to help dig coal."

They are accepting the assertion and adding that, while some actions display sentiments the performer doesn't actually believe, those action at least serve the function of normalizing ideas.

While it's not the hard work of "digging coal" (truly changing hearts and minds), showing and failing to show such displays are indicators of general acceptance rising or falling (if the canary dies, things are going poorly).

“Rainbow capitalism is just performative”, yeah well, the canary isn’t there to help dig coal.

the canary isn’t there to help dig coal by definer3001 July 2, 2026

Don't Shoot the Car 

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

Don't Shoot the Car by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008