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Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!
nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
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SpongeBob

...God your dumb.
He is square
He is a sponge
He is not a bob

But he's name is SpongeBOB
(That's not an inside joke by the way.)
He lives in a PINEAPPLE

Squidward hates him
And that's all.
Spongebob is a mf God.
by D w e e b May 27, 2021
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Spongebob Squarepants

a tv show about two moron sponges who are shaped weird as fuck and one works for a money grubbing bitch
your life is built like spongebob squarepants”
fuck you
by man idfk April 20, 2021
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hey spongebobs back fish

Hey spobgebobs back!!!
by DanDumb April 29, 2021
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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Spongebob

Someone thats always freeloading. Won't leave till they think its all gone...the ill pay you back tomorrow guy with a drug problem......smoking for free everyday
You always seem to show up when the blunt is being lit but never throw in you spongebob.
by B1G JÁY January 29, 2022
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SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.
Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"
by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022
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