“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad

by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

Scratch

Go and scratch that tin again

Go and scratch that tin again

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021

Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.

Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.

by Brokendoor May 22, 2021